1: expecting me to be your ‘friend’.
2: throwing a zombie at me and lol’ing
3: showing me pictures of yourself from various angles
4: designing your twitter page to reflect your crazy personality
5: tracking back through personal comments to make uneducated assumptions about relationships – then broadcasting your ‘facts’.
6: wasting your day scrolling through pages of wedding photos, for pictures of yourself
7: inviting me to join (anything) just because you thought of it, then getting upset that no-none else bothered to join either.
8: disguising your spam updates as carefully thoughtout heartfelt plee’s about starving children in Africa to make me feel guilty
9: comparing any of my stats with yours, ever.
10: unfollowing me to indicate we are no longer friends
These are mine… What are yours?