Why you shouldn’t pick your baby’s name by texting the words ‘baby’ ‘your name’ and ‘your partners name’ to a company through a mobile phone.
The algorithm used to decide your perfect baby name is a posh way saying, the computer program will do this:
‘select any name from a random list, apart from ‘yourname’ & ‘your partners name’ and send it back to you.
Et voila! you’ve just given the company £1.50 and you are stupid.