I am an inadequate male.
I’ve just realised that I don’t have the latest Gillette Quad Blade M3 Power Fusion GTi 2.0 razorblade to shave with.
I don’t even have the previous Gillette Power Ultra Lube automatic TDi triple blade.
I have the standard 3 blade, no-glide with manual gearbox!
Jesus Harold Christ… I can’t believe I haven’t cut my own face to shreds using old media like that.
Strangely, tho… it seems to work perfectly fine. Hmmm… there must be something odd with my skin, cause I’m pretty sure according to Gillette, I should have upgraded by now. There’s a customer service number on my old packaging.
Note to self: Watch more TV.